What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A girl who really needs to see the doctor.

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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Women's rights

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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hi

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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