what happens during a climax apples

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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