Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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salad days!

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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