Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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