Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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