JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Jellybeans

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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