An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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your face

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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