What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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