- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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