- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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