A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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im a dragon, no im not

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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