A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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God

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Anti Joke

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