- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

The song Friday Rules!

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

knock, knock. come in.

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