One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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