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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Women's rights.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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