- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

hi bye

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

What do you tell a woman with two black guys? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partners and seek help.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A girl who really needs to see the doctor.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

asians have slitted eyes lol

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Women's rights

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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