What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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rocky is here again.......................

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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kk

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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