Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Goat balls.

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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Q: How do get a person to leave you alone ? A: Suck out his eye-balls stuff them in your ears to muffle the sound of his screaming as you head-butt him into a fine paste. Then proceed to spread or squeeze sed paste on to delicious food substance and eat sed delicious food substance. Then carry on with the rest of your day like nothing happened. (P.S. Just ignore any letters about court cases or arrests)

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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