Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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