Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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