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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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A black guy gets a job...

Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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