What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Scott

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Raveena Thandhan

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Animal

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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