How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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The 19th Amendment

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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