whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Why can't you fly? Because Chuck Norris said so.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Google Doodles

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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