Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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