- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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