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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

ruddell and dodds anal

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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