why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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PENIS lol

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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I won the game.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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guess what? chicken butt.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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