- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

whats one plus one penis

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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