What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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hello

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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EGGPLANT

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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motley crew

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Anti Joke

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