Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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who smells? •Liam

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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good one jess !!

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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Jovan

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Good job, son.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Anti Joke

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