What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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