What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Ouch.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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