Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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