I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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hello

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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