the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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