Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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Kelly Clarkson

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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Tacos

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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