- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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The Princess is in another castle

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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