How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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retard

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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no

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Anti Joke

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