What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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knock, knock come in

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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What's up? Your time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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What is the quickest way to speed up your 70 year old husband’s heart rate? Extract of foxglove is a very effective blocker of the parasympathetic nervous system, and since the parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for slowing the heart, this would lead to an increase in heart rate. However, it is very dangerous to use such chemicals without advice, and therefore it is better to seek an examination and, if necessary, a prescription from a qualified GP.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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