Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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