Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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God bless America, and no where else.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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