Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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who farted i did :]

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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