What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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