A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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