- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

what is orange? an orange

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Women's rights.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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