A jew enters a mall.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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minced oaths

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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A seal walks into a club.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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