What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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