What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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ps3

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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