What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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