Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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Womens Basketball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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