Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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brett is a dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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