no

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Women's rights

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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