- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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