Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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