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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

If life throws you melons... ouch

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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