What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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