What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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obama

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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