- Anti Joke

What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why....... Because.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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