How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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