How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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???????????? WTF?

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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i killed my family

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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How old are you? 20

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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