What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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WTF BOOOOOM

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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