What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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hi

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Donkey lips

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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