Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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