Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Wats a joke?

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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