- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

The Holocaust

Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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