Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Internet Explorer

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Vicky is my best friend.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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