Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Ron Paul for President!

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Lacrosse

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What would u like to drink?

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Cliterus

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Samantha

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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hi penis ham telephone

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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