What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Jellybeans

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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