Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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