why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Left. That one direction...

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i like men but im not gay

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Hey Caleb.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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