a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Take my wife- to the store.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Anti Joke

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