what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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your face

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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austins gay lolololol

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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