A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Women's rights.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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