Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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Rebecca Black.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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A woman walks into a bar.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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