Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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My Boyfriend

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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