How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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