How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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Women's Rights.

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Alice, seriously do as I say, I lived with the man for over 16 years, those are not hallucinations, its PTSD, without ritalin he will just go trough that agony for nothing, not coffee not chocolate or any of that, anything that helps his focus. Seriously do not be a bitch Alice, listen to him and do as he says. Its not the first time people think he is having hallucinations when his eyes start moving back and forth like crazy, he is not seeing things, he is experiencing this as if they where real, and just because he can stay in that state for days, does not mean he is meant to go trough that kind of agony because of your ethics or caring or whatever your hesitation might be, the man can go without food for weeks if he has to, but not after you sneak trash like Zopiclone into his system. That was a mistake of yours, make up for it Alice, or ill make you pay.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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A man killed himself.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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