roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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The Colts this year.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

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