What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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how did the man die he didnt

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