Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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What is cowboy say

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Long joke Your such a downey

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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the holocaust

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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