- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Your adopted

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Your adopted

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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The Anti Joke Book

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knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.