I like boys!!!!! CC

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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My dad

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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involved parents.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Get in the Batmobile.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Hi

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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