how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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MAKE

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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