What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Exactly what?

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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www.xnxx.com

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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