How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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A women's opinion.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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What is the difference between two little red cubes who are excactly the same in weight lengt colour etc. ??? One is actually a blue ball!

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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