"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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