what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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