Horse with a chair on his head.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

thumb_up thumb_down +7

NEVER

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

I hate blackniggers

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

thumb_up thumb_down -85

Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Women's Rights

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

thumb_up thumb_down

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops