Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Donkey lips

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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