What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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It’s dead.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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Grammer is very important

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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