A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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how did the man die he didnt

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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