what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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Your adopted

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Anti Joke

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