What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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