- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A Fridge.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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