- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

im gay

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

The Aristocrats

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

In Soviet Russia its very cold

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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