your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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you just lost the game!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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