- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

i killed my family

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

How old are you? 20

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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