Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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