A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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Your mama is so fat she has to buy plus sized clothes.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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