How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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