the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Why did the straight man turn gay? He didn't. He was always gay but had to hide this from his family and friends because of an overwhelming sense of homophobia in his community.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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