Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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