it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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the asian kid gets an F

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Men's rights

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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