How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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