What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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