What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "It sure is hot in here". The other muffin says, "Yeah like 350, 375".

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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