How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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