Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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hey hey apple

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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