what happened to your carpool? they died.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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i love to lick...

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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9:11 make a wish

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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