this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Gangnam style

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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A seal walks into a club.

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