What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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darude- sandstorm

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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shut up iggy

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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Anti Joke

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