How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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what has genitial warts? me

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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Womens rights

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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