- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

ring around the rosie ... your dead

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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