What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Six million.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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