Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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