I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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Colby Michael Schluter

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these are shit

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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That's not what she said.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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