How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Jerry.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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