So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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raping black women

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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