What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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