Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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Womens Rights.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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