Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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ur mum

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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I said I hate niiggers

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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purple pickles

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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