Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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