Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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A whole 'nother.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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