you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

what this: b a dead one of these: p

It’s dead.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

What is better than life? Nothing.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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Grammer is very important

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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