whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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