what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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