What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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out of your comfort zone

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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