What is worse than hell?

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. Seeing a black pilot is not alarming. If their middle-eastern, however, you have more of a problem.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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