- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

You.

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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