Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Your Mother

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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