Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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You ever notice when geese fly in a V there is one line that is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese in that line.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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