Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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