why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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God is real.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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