Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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whats black. an african american person

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Anti Joke

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