What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Freedom of Speech

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Anti Joke

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