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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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