What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Im black

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Dislike this.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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homosexual

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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