Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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You are joking right?

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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troll----> hahaha---->

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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