I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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