Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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guess what chicken butt

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Your're racist.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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