Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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What do I hate? people

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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why did the girl fell off the hammock? because she didn't have arms and why didn't she got up? 'cause she had no legs and why didn't anyone helped her? 'cause she had no friends and why did she die? 'cause she fell into a puddle facing down

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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