Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Shit!

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Potassium? K.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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8--------------------- penis

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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