Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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pussy enough said

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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