Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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fava beans

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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