A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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