Here's a joke for you, my life...

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Yanter, Look it up

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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knock knock get lost!

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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