here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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I got shot, you laughed

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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