What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

I'm gay. No homo.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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