What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Punchline.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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KSI

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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test

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Anti Joke

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