- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

- What's green and invisible? holds out empty hand - This cabbage

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