What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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a man walks into horse bar

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What do people say? words.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Farts smell bad!

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Woman's rights

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Women's Rights..

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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