im a dragon, no im not

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Anti Joke

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