Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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so the weather's nice...

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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