Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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What do you call a black man who kills jews? a serial killer

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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The child was fired from his job.

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