Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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