why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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What just hit my face? The floor

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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I said I hate niiggers

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Golf.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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21 Ways to Annoy Everybody 1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which. 2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes. 3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would. 4) Act like a hillbilly. Period. 5) Improvise Italian operas. 6) Gossip about someone to their face. 7) Answer every question with a question. 8) Repeat yourself constantly. 9) Act like a member of the opposite sex. 10) Repeat yourself constantly. 11) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons. 12) Repeat yourself constantly. 13) Change what you repeat every now and then. 14) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks. 15) Change what you repeat every now and then. 16) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else. 17) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries. 18) Change what you repeat every now and then. 19) One word: Caffeine. 20) Another word or two: Caffeine and Sugar. 21) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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