What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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