knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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BWAT

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Penis.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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