Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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I dont have a girlfriend

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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