Stephen Hawking

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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VAL SUCKS

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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