you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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whats really hot the sun

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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Black Veil Brides.

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Jasper sucks.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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