Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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It’s dead.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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