A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Irish sobriety

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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