What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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