if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Hi

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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