what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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black people

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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Anti Joke

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