did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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3 like an eel

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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Anti Joke

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