What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

An man walks to a bra

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

A muslim walks out of a plane.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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