What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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