What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Du bist mein Kampf

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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boobs.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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