My name is Harry.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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H o m o comes out as homo

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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