What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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There's no "i" in tim.

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The government

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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