Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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brett is a dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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