What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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knock knock you may come in

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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It's all Taggart

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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Knock knock --Come in.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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