What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Penis.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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hi my name is? joe

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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What do you tell a woman with two black guys? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partners and seek help.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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Anti Joke

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