How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Why did the straight man turn gay? He didn't. He was always gay but had to hide this from his family and friends because of an overwhelming sense of homophobia in his community.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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How do magnets work?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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