Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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Try this on someone... go up and say "Ive got a great knock knock joke for you but you have to start" there response "Ok, knock knock" you say "Who's there?" They are usually dumbfounded and a hilarious awkward silence ensues

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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