You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Whats big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A Fridge.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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