A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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What do people say? words.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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