- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

Try this on someone... go up and say "Ive got a great knock knock joke for you but you have to start" there response "Ok, knock knock" you say "Who's there?" They are usually dumbfounded and a hilarious awkward silence ensues

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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