What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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Military intelligence.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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Anti Joke

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