Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Anti jokes are funny

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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