Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Miley Cyrus.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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