Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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My dad

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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