Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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like for a handjob.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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the asian kid gets an F

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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