Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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hi bye

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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What do you tell a woman with two black guys? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partners and seek help.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A girl who really needs to see the doctor.

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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