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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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