- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Will gropes Ebola victims

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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