why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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What's up? A direction...

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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black guy graduating high school

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Click here for free sandwich.

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hi bye

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Strawberries!

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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