Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Anti Joke

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