Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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lol

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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xavier stop

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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